Monday, February 13, 2012

Mafia Valentines Greetings

My love for you...

it came and went.

So your feet are now

in wet cement.



I'm here to fulfill

your fondest wishes

Now that your husband

sleeps with the fishes.



Lie down with me

It's my final offa,

Or you'll be lying

wit' Jimmy Hoffa.



I picked up this card

from a slim selection,

But that's all they offer

in witness protection.



Love, Johnny Doe

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