Funny (dirty) jokes. Adults Only!

Little Bo Peep ****** her sheep


Blew a horse, licked his feet

She ate his *** so very nice

Tongued his balls not once but twice



Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Had a wife, loved to beat her

Smacked her twice across the head

****** her *** and went to bed



Little jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating a pizza pie

He **** pepperoni, blew his friend Tony

And wiped his mouth on his tie



Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Shine upn the parking lot

As I eat my girl friends ****



Three blind mice, see how they run

Where the **** are they going?



Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe

************ and swallow slow



Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

Jack burnt off his ******' dick

GWEEBUCKADEE!!!



There was an old lady

Lived in a shoe

She had so many kids

Her uterus fell out



Patty cake, patty cake

Baker's man

If your chick's on her period

**** her in the can



Mary had a little lamb

She kept in her backyard

When she took her panties off

His wooley dick got hard



Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle

The cow jumped over the moon

That's more than my lazy wife does

That fat, ******' smelly babboon



Doe, a deer, a female deer

Ray,

The guy that ****** her ***



Rub a Dub Dub

Three men in a tub

******* have threesomes, too

So ******' what



Roses are red

Violets are blue

I ****** your mother's ***

And she had you